06 February 2011

we hold these truths to be self evident

the smaller the waste the smarter the person
the more toned the stomach the more successful the man
the bigger the boobs the more worth while the woman

skinnier people are funnier, happier, wealthier and all around better people

excess weight equals an inability to control oneself and deems you less deserving of love, attention and all things wonderful in this world

personal short comings, health problems, obstacles these are all excuses
if you aren't skinny you aren't doing it right.

proof

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